Beauty the Beast

All doors open - who farted?

Moving day

If the South would have won, we'd have it made

Waiting on the bank to open? It's Saturday after 5pm.

New hat?

I'd be tired too if I had to carry around that gut

Let's go camping

Man bag of the day

55 West is pushing hard for tenants today

The Paramount is also looking for renters, OH NO, BUTT CRACK

 

Dead scooter

Why didn't I think of driving on the grass

Jaywalkers

He's almost in the crosswalk

Oh, the hell with the crosswalk

Another nice man bag

Where's that bus, I'm hungry

If you don't like smoke, don't smoke!

Why is this idiot on the road

A lovely, flowing silver mullet

The Power of the Dream

They didn't quite make it to the donation bin

These guys are messing with live power

Looks like a truck to me

 

Sam's customers

If You Could See Me Now

Always carry extra batteries

What's he going to smell like when he gets to work?


Biker mullet

Failed duct tape repair

Ho of the day

So hot, she deserves another look?

Who needs peripheral vision while mowing?

Born Free - wasn't that a TV show about a lion?

Maybe he is going to buy something heavy

An Altima is not a phat RX-8

Bum of the day

A pile of trashed dumpsters - ironic or oxymoronic?

Free carpet, anyone?

The packing tape solution seems to be working

Happy To Meet You

Keep your shirt on in public, kid

Portable grill

Chicken is hot at Walmart

Poor racoon - wait, there's a penny I missed

Toilet at Moss Park

See the kid on the right

Boston Whaler at the bow

Water helps things stay alive

Kid picking butts out of the ashtray





Scary

Who wears short shorts?
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Goin' to work

Can you guess what this was?

Yup, a hot tub

Itchy butt

Work fascinates me, I could watch it all day

Ride needs pimping

A frequent Golden Corral patron

Let me count the chins....

Thrift shop chair ($15) reminds me of the Shroud of Turin

Removing bloody gauze from mouth after dental work

Crosswalk critters

If you honk, they will look

Can't wait until she gets home to break out the Chex Mix

King of the road

It's raining

Always keep a couple of junk cars in your yard for spare parts

Flat tire

Wishes he had a cordless drill

At least his vehicles are color-coordinated

He got run over by a tatoo machine

You can almost see his safety vest

Car slacking

DeLoreans are still around

Car cancer

What in the hell is a car with Alabama dealer plates doing in FL

Looks like Dale on King of the Hill

Oh crap, a mud puddle, should I risk walking on OBT during rush hour?

Nice veins

Nice everything

Nice poop stain on his left calf

Demolition derby material

Horrendous tint job

Yes, he dropped his drawers in the Costco parking lot

Going 5 mph on the 528

Two different size wheels

Eat more Chickn

He doesn't deserve 2 spaces

Flat

It says No Parking for a reason

Curb feelers back in style? I guess they would work if the curb is 18" high

Idiot kid

It was hot on Labor Day

Where do I get my own shredded tail light?

Safety first

A couple of jackasses putting up an illegal sign

No spare, I'm guessing?

Never back up on a ramp

Whether delivery or booty, this load will all be

scratch and dent specials when it gets there

Outside the auto parts store, all tools are on the ground

and a pair of vice grips holding the hood open,
right next to the "No working on vehicles" sign

Lawn-mowing oops

I'm taking this baby out on the road!

Rust happens