Call the Man

A sign of love-

See video here

Dad's iPhone must have the new Teething app

Doesn't there have to be a road there for it to be closed?

Lined up for the neighborhood car wash

I don't see any reason for this

Pimped out Bug

Semi hauling pavers took a corner too fast along OBT

Has more scratches than paint

Riding Mexican style

Caught texting

A sea of minivans

I'll try again later

An idiot jaywalking

I spotted a car!

A road map for your bowels

That's not very nice

Gotta hurry and get to that red light

I'm Your Angel

Bum time

Seems like everyone is on the phone

This one's taking up space at the gas station

Here's something you don't see every day

And here's something you don't want to see

Starving artist

This idiot didn't seem to care that I almost ran him over

Custom rear window

Sign on the walk-in cooler at Sam's

How much does it cost per minute for employees to

read this stupid sign? Their math only works if somehow

all the cooler doors are left open year-round.

Rodents in the Dolphin hotel

Is the hair supposed to point at the tatoo, or

is the tat pointing at the hair?

Apparently the trunk is full

Water From the Moon

A rather unnerving view

Let me get my head on straight

That's why you come to the beach - to read

Hot Speedo

He's all fuzzy

Thanks, now no one can sit down

Wrong side of the road

Shouldn't be in the road

A severe case of painter's crack

Crunch

Fresh

That's as high as you can paint when you

forget to bring the ladders

I don't think he paid for that yet

If you never walk anywhere, your pants won't ever fall down

24 days worth of mail

You've Got A Friend

Dollar may want to check this car over

before renting it again 

Impatient driver

He saw it too

Busted, you dummy

How do you get a dent way up there?

Air-conditioned model - no rear window

Dog poopie bag perhaps?

Looks like someone hit the short bus

Fueling or peeing in the tank?

Not very secure for going 80 on the turnpike

Maine-iac

Just throw a line over the fence and fish in the protected area

New Year's weekend traffic

That there is an R V

Massive bird poop on rear window