Taking Chances

Hoes of the day

Eating before you pay for it?

It's Hungy!

Ear hair....

Hold my bag and rub my feet while I take this call, the bus will be here any minute

Mexi-mullet

Where's that bus

Butt scratch

Looks secure

There is a seat belt law in Florida

A real cash for clunkers trade-in

Real nasty

Yep, the engine's still there

You mean to tell me this sucker's nuclear?

Tats are easier to see with the doors removed

Ice cream!

Not legal by any stretch

Missing a fender and a lug nut

Just paint over the emblems, too

Yuk

Cheap melons

One stop shopping

Look cool? Maybe not.

Window poster customized with gum

There's a good chance he will catch that beard on fire while he's smoking

Jaywalker of the day

Snappy dressers

Wow

We've got our envelopes, let's go!

Loaded

Mullet as a bonus

Free weeds included

Custom electrical box cover

Someone jacked the Coke machine

Frog with a hitchhiker

Vent at Pizza Hut

Croc caught in the escalator